GENRE of METAL DEFINED (With A View Of Dragon Story)

HEAVY METAL:The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon,drinks some beers and fucks the princess

GRIND METAL:The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL:The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

THRASH METAL:The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her....... easy and quick

FOLK METAL:The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL:The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL:The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, beats the princess, talks some shit, kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess

GORE METAL:The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and revels in his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time

DOOM METAL:The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESSIVE METAL:The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL:The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color

adela satu hari tu, aku buka lagu kt pc. pastu aku biar la die shuffle sndiri playlist tu. tibe2 terpasang plak lagu madhouse - linen. haha. terus aku teringat zaman2 underground dulu. zaman lepak bas stand, lepak tepi cc ramai2, isap rokok, mabuk2 (aku x la), turun town dress up sekalian bagai. yg budak ska dressup ska la, dengan kemeja, hat, kasut kulit cam nk g pejabat pastu beg kotak2 bleh wat papan dam. bdk grunge plak dengan suar jeans lusuh kecik bwh ny, koyak sket kt lutut, kasut converse season, t-shirt gmbr kurt cobain cam bapak diorg tu. skin plak dgn but docmat, jaket jeans pnuh patches ntah hape2. mmg interesting la. tp idup berpuak2 yg buat aku bosan tu. aku ni x la join ape2 tp disbbkn komuniti sekiling aku byk bdk2 cmtu, so terikut la sket2. tp klu ade function pape aku xjoin la. amek port gitu2 je. gig je kdg2 aku turun klu ade kaki dgn duet. skang bile g pekan ke town ke, da xjumpe da bdk2 cmtu. da berlambak bdk shuffle la bdk indie la plak. haha. sbnrny bnd2 ni sume trend la. sblum ni trend bdk2 gothic klu xsilap aku. klu dlu dulu tu bergado sbb xsame underground. nazi mesti nk gado dgn sharp la. ini dgn itu la. aku pn da ingat.
tp skang klu gado sbb 'baju' xsame plak. nk tunjuk brother sape lg kuat. hal kecik bleh setel, bleh slow talk, pn last2 jdk gado gak. msg2 nk tunjuk baju die paling byk, paling kuat, brother die plg otai, paling hebat. xnk mengalah. haha. aku xtau la apsal. tp aku stay la kosong lagi. bkn nk tunjuk kuat jd lone ranger. tp slagi kite xcarik masalh, org xwat mslh kt kite kn? ramai gk mmbr2 aku ajk join tp aku senyum je la. perlindungan la, back up la diorg ckp. bg aku la, bende2 ni sume trend la. klu ko btul2 skinhead dulu, yg ko perjuangkn ideologi ko kaw2 smpy snggup bertumbuk tu, apsal skang ko da join bnd ni? sbb ko ikut2 org kn? mane pegi FALSAMPAH2 yg ko pegang dulu tu? sbb da x trend kn?
bkn la aku nk ktuk org2 cmni. tp klu aku da xjoin tu, ko da xnk lpk dgn aku plak. dulu kite same2 blaja ngaji, men beskal,ponteng skola agame, sume bnd wat same2. tp ble ko da join menatang ni, ko tggalkan kwn2 ko. ko agung2kn 'abang'2 ko, 'ayahanda' ko. 'kebajikan islam dan dakwah' konon. pastu msuk kelab mabuk2. kaler rambut mcm org super saiya. brother ko keje tarik kreta, tebar roti canai,skola x abes, ko g sembah atas bawah,ko ikut ape die ckp. bapak ko kt rumah tu berak da kene pakai pampers ko xnk pedulik plak eh? bagus kn?
tgk tu, aku da melalut plak. haha. dari cite psl lagu td da terbabas plak smpai sini. ah lantak la. aku bab2 mengutuk ni mmg xbg can la. haha. sekian.

kisah seorang sahabat

aritu klasmate aku zaid dpt parcel dr awek die. awek die bdk law gk tp kt uitm la. die ade mntak note consti kt awek die. so awek die pos la. bile smpy kt die, die terkejut beruk dpt parcel box besar. bile bukak tgk, notenye xla byk sgt. tp ade patung kain sotong, necktie, jaket...senang cite hadiah la awek die bagi. yg xleh blah tu, ade kad ucapan dgn surat byk gile. aku rase ade la 20 keping. sumenye bertulis tangan. rajin awek die nk tulis satu2. pastu yg paling aku xleh tahan, si zaid tu plak muke touching gile nk nanges. eleh terharu la tu. hilang macho die. haha.
yg penting, kejadian tu membuatkan aku terfikir dan memberi aku idea. hehe

radiohead - i can't

Please forget the words that I just blurted out

It wasn't me, it was my strange and creeping doubt

It keeps rattling my cage

And there's nothing in this world will keep it down
Even though I might, even thought I try, I can't

Even though I might, even thought I try, I can't
So many things that keep, that keep me underground

So many words that I, that I can never find

If you give up on me now I'll be gutted like I've never been before
And even though I might, even thought I try, I can't

Even though I might, even thought I try, I can't
If you give up on me now I'll be gutted like I've never been before

And even though I might, even thought I try, I can't

Even though I might, even thought I try, I can't

Even though I might, even thought I try, I can't

Even though I might, even thought I try, I can't

aritu klasmate aku cite psl die gado dgn abg die...

aten : ko babi!
abg die : ko la babi!
aten : ko la babi, babi!
abg die : ko la babi! aku plak!
mak diorg : dah2, klu korg babi, aku ni sape?? mak babi??

Mari melawat tempat2 bersejarah

Klu mse cuti atau free kt rmh, aku slalu kuar melawat tmpt bersejarah di sekitar tanah air. Antaranya ialah taman rekreasi taman tasik utama, MBO cinema di Melaka mall, toy city di mahkota parade dan juga berjaya times square dan plaza sungai wang. Tempat-tempat itu begitu menarik dgn tarikan pelancong yang pelbagai. Lawatilah bila anda ada masa. See ya!

a.k.u. x.p.e.d.u.l.i.k.

aku sgt sayang kamu
walau ape pn yg jd
walau sape pn diri ko
walau sape pn diri aku
sbnrny aku xpedulik
ko syg aku tul2 ke x
asalkn ko hepy
setelah ape yg terjadi slame ni
susah aku nk pastikan
aku xserik ditinggalkan
as aku xserik menyayangi ko
kerana memiliki ko,
tak sepenting menyayangi ko.
ah persetankan sume itu
mungkin ko xsyg aku spt ko syg org tu
mungkin ko syg aku sbb kesian
spt mule2 ko trime aku dulu
mungkin aku xsetaraf org yg layak mendpt puisi2 cinta dr ko
mungkin mungkin mungkin
aku xpdulik jugak
yg penting
aku syg kt ko
aku xpdulik
aku pn bahagia jgk
hny dengan kenangan dan cita2
mcm lagu arctic monkeys tu
the best u ever had is just the memories and those dreams.
Aku xpdulik
Itu care hidup aku
It’s my way of live,
My reason for living,
That makes my life being so wonderful.
Aku xpdulik lg dan lg.

to whom it may concern

Honey, I’m not sweet talker
Aku tau aku byk ckp
Ckp bnd bukan2
Pastu aku jnj dgn ko mcm2
Nk betulkan ko la
Nk bg ko hepy la bahagie la
mst ko pk,
ala besela laki.
Mst poyo gile klu aku ckp yg aku bkn maen2
Yg aku akan tunaikan ape yg aku ckp
Ntahla
Aku pn da xbrani nk jnj
Sbb aku sndr pn xbtul
Tp aku cubela
Klu ko bg aku peluang mencuba…

perempuan itu

Td aku terbace satu blog pompuan ni
Aku knl sgt die ni
Die begitu obses dgn exbf die
Mcm2 la die post utk beliau
Sajak la hape la
Aku touching gile bile bace
Tp bkn sbb kesyahduan cinte diorg
Ntahla…

susur galur asal usul

Alkisah maka tersebutlah hikayat seorang pemuda yg tinggal di hujung kampung. Adapun pemuda itu amatlah berbudi bahasa jua orangnya. Meskipun dia tidaklah seorang yang kaya bahkan papa kedana pula hendaknya. Dia tinggal bersama-sama ibunya yang telah tua dan menghidap penyakit demam malaria tapioca ala Zimbabwe. Maka dia terpaksalah bekerja sendirian untuk menampung kehidupan yang umpama ayam itu iaitu kais pagi makan pagi kais petang makan petang. Kadangkala beliau terpaksa mengais tanah betul-betul seperti ayam untuk mencari sesuap nasi. Alangkah kesiannya…

Arakian pada suatu hari, si pemuda itu keluarlah seperti biasa untuk mencari rezeki. Dia membawa chainsaw milik majlis daerah yang baru dirembatnya minggu lepas untuk menebang kayu di hutan. Maka hendak dijadikan cerita, apabila sepeninggalan si anak, si ibu telah didatangi perompak bertopeng untuk merompak sekalian isi rumahnya. Maka berlakulah pergelutan dengan si ibu yang tua dengan perompak bertopeng itu. Maka hendak dijadikan cerita, si ibu dengan stone cold stunnernya telah berjaya membuka topeng perompak itu. Maka terkantoilah muka perompak yang berjerawat dan berbau ketiak itu. Untuk mengelakkan daripada terkantoi dengan khalayak, si perompak pun mengeluarkan senapang yang entah mana-mana ianya muncul lalu menembak si ibu. Maka si ibu pun matilah dek kerana terkejut bunyik tembakan itu.

Sepulangan si pemuda yakni anaknya, dia amatlah terkejut kerana ibunya telah tidak bernyawa malah telah dikapankan. Sungguh baek hati si perompak itu mengapankannya. Maka dengan raungan dan rintihan, si anak pun mengapankan si ibu dengan D.I.Y nya menggunakan bulldozer yang dipinjam dari JKR. Si anak bersumpah akan menuntut bela atas kematian ibunya lalu berjumpa dengan seorang saintis gila yang tinggal di pergunungan Himalaya untuk mengubah dirinya menjadi kuat. Setelah melalui beberapa pembedahan dan fisioterapi, dia telah berjaya mengubah dirinya menjadi manusia separuh robot macam dalam cerita dragon ball tu. Sebelum balik, sempat lagi dia merembat motor jipang pakcik Leman sebelah rumah untuk dijadikan transportnya. Maka dengan berbekal helmet ala belalang, motor jipang, selendang merah, jaket leather beli kat kompleks Campbell depan pertama tu,dia pun menjadik masked rider. Maka apabila da smart gitu. Dia pun mencipta la slogan la, modified motor la hape la. Yela nak jadik superhero pny pasal sampai dia lupa nak balas dendam pasal ibunya. Disebabkan dia mmg xde awek sebab xhensem agaknya, maka keluarla slogannya – I’m hiding my identity and feeling no matter what, thus I’m wearing a mask. poyo gile ayat beliau. Sekian la cite masked rider no 1.

lagu ada masyuk

aku nk letak lirik2 lagu yg aku rase best atau ade kene mengene dgn aku.
1st aku letak lagu ni.

plain white t's : a lonely september

I'm sittin' here all by myself
just tryin' to think of something to do
Tryin' to think of something, anything
just to keep me from thinking of you
But you know it's not working out
'cause you're all that's on my mind
One thought of you is all it takes
to leave the rest of the world behind

[Chorus]
Well I didn't mean for this to go as far as it did
And I didn't mean to get so close and share what we did
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did
And you didn't mean to love me back, but I know you did

I'm sittin' here tryin' to convince myself
that you're not the one for me
But the more I think, the less I believe it
and the more I want you here with me
You know the holidays are coming up
I don't want to spend them alone
Memories of Christmas time with you
will just kill me if I'm on my own

[Chorus]
Well I didn't mean for this to go as far as it did
And I didn't mean to get so close and share what we did
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did
And you didn't mean to love me back

I know it's not the smartest thing to do
we just can't seem to get it right
But what I wouldn't give to have one more chance tonight
One more chance tonight

I'm sittin' here tryin' to entertain myself with this old guitar
But with all my inspiration gone it's not getting me very far
I look around my room and everything I see reminds me of you
Oh please, baby won't you take my hand
we've got nothing left to prove

[Chorus]
Well I didn't mean for this to go as far as it did
And I didn't mean to get so close and share what we did
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did
And you didn't mean to love me back, but I know you did

And I didn't mean to meet you then
we were just kids
And I didn't mean to give you chills
the way that I kiss
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did
And you didn't mean to love me back but I know you did
Don't say you didn't love me back 'cause you know you did
No, you didn't mean to love me back
But you did

henset pny pasal...

dlu aku xla rajin maen msg...
yela xde org pn nk dimesejkn itu.
pastu tiba2 ade awek jatuh dr langit.
so skang ade la gak henset aku melekat kt tangan.
tp yg aku hangin tu,
apehal lak rakyat biasa mahupun bangsawan di sekiling aku dok sebok2 nk tau aku lyn sape?
diorg pdulik ape kn? korg slalu men msg, bergayut 24/7, xde plak aku nk heran. ha?
oooo,mak ko gemok xpe? nizar da xjd MB perak ko xnk pdulik plak?
aku ckp aku msg mak aku korg xnk caye plak. nate beghuk mu...sukati ko la.

cover set

wat pengetahuan anda,
aku da tuka cover set LC aku.
aku tuka dgn wahit, rakan kongsi gelap jual ganja aku.
so aku pky set putih skang, die pky set aku yakni yg hitam oren menawan itu.
aku plan nk wat set custom...set putih kosong pastu stripes hijau. mantap kn?
ke nk spray je hijau putih? aku pn xtau.
dilema besar ni beb.
yg penting aku xkn usik set ori. syg beb...

kesihatan ku

ntah apsal,
dua tiga menjak ni aku asyik sakit je.
sejak aku keje kilang honda aritu.
smpy la aku blk u.
xkn aku home sick kot??
xmungkin!!