HEAVY METAL:The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon,drinks some beers and fucks the princess
GRIND METAL:The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL:The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL:The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL:The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL:The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL:The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, beats the princess, talks some shit, kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL:The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess
GORE METAL:The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and revels in his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time
DOOM METAL:The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL:The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL:The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
adela satu hari tu, aku buka lagu kt pc. pastu aku biar la die shuffle sndiri playlist tu. tibe2 terpasang plak lagu madhouse - linen. haha. terus aku teringat zaman2 underground dulu. zaman lepak bas stand, lepak tepi cc ramai2, isap rokok, mabuk2 (aku x la), turun town dress up sekalian bagai. yg budak ska dressup ska la, dengan kemeja, hat, kasut kulit cam nk g pejabat pastu beg kotak2 bleh wat papan dam. bdk grunge plak dengan suar jeans lusuh kecik bwh ny, koyak sket kt lutut, kasut converse season, t-shirt gmbr kurt cobain cam bapak diorg tu. skin plak dgn but docmat, jaket jeans pnuh patches ntah hape2. mmg interesting la. tp idup berpuak2 yg buat aku bosan tu. aku ni x la join ape2 tp disbbkn komuniti sekiling aku byk bdk2 cmtu, so terikut la sket2. tp klu ade function pape aku xjoin la. amek port gitu2 je. gig je kdg2 aku turun klu ade kaki dgn duet. skang bile g pekan ke town ke, da xjumpe da bdk2 cmtu. da berlambak bdk shuffle la bdk indie la plak. haha. sbnrny bnd2 ni sume trend la. sblum ni trend bdk2 gothic klu xsilap aku. klu dlu dulu tu bergado sbb xsame underground. nazi mesti nk gado dgn sharp la. ini dgn itu la. aku pn da ingat.
tp skang klu gado sbb 'baju' xsame plak. nk tunjuk brother sape lg kuat. hal kecik bleh setel, bleh slow talk, pn last2 jdk gado gak. msg2 nk tunjuk baju die paling byk, paling kuat, brother die plg otai, paling hebat. xnk mengalah. haha. aku xtau la apsal. tp aku stay la kosong lagi. bkn nk tunjuk kuat jd lone ranger. tp slagi kite xcarik masalh, org xwat mslh kt kite kn? ramai gk mmbr2 aku ajk join tp aku senyum je la. perlindungan la, back up la diorg ckp. bg aku la, bende2 ni sume trend la. klu ko btul2 skinhead dulu, yg ko perjuangkn ideologi ko kaw2 smpy snggup bertumbuk tu, apsal skang ko da join bnd ni? sbb ko ikut2 org kn? mane pegi FALSAMPAH2 yg ko pegang dulu tu? sbb da x trend kn?
bkn la aku nk ktuk org2 cmni. tp klu aku da xjoin tu, ko da xnk lpk dgn aku plak. dulu kite same2 blaja ngaji, men beskal,ponteng skola agame, sume bnd wat same2. tp ble ko da join menatang ni, ko tggalkan kwn2 ko. ko agung2kn 'abang'2 ko, 'ayahanda' ko. 'kebajikan islam dan dakwah' konon. pastu msuk kelab mabuk2. kaler rambut mcm org super saiya. brother ko keje tarik kreta, tebar roti canai,skola x abes, ko g sembah atas bawah,ko ikut ape die ckp. bapak ko kt rumah tu berak da kene pakai pampers ko xnk pedulik plak eh? bagus kn?
tgk tu, aku da melalut plak. haha. dari cite psl lagu td da terbabas plak smpai sini. ah lantak la. aku bab2 mengutuk ni mmg xbg can la. haha. sekian.
tp skang klu gado sbb 'baju' xsame plak. nk tunjuk brother sape lg kuat. hal kecik bleh setel, bleh slow talk, pn last2 jdk gado gak. msg2 nk tunjuk baju die paling byk, paling kuat, brother die plg otai, paling hebat. xnk mengalah. haha. aku xtau la apsal. tp aku stay la kosong lagi. bkn nk tunjuk kuat jd lone ranger. tp slagi kite xcarik masalh, org xwat mslh kt kite kn? ramai gk mmbr2 aku ajk join tp aku senyum je la. perlindungan la, back up la diorg ckp. bg aku la, bende2 ni sume trend la. klu ko btul2 skinhead dulu, yg ko perjuangkn ideologi ko kaw2 smpy snggup bertumbuk tu, apsal skang ko da join bnd ni? sbb ko ikut2 org kn? mane pegi FALSAMPAH2 yg ko pegang dulu tu? sbb da x trend kn?
bkn la aku nk ktuk org2 cmni. tp klu aku da xjoin tu, ko da xnk lpk dgn aku plak. dulu kite same2 blaja ngaji, men beskal,ponteng skola agame, sume bnd wat same2. tp ble ko da join menatang ni, ko tggalkan kwn2 ko. ko agung2kn 'abang'2 ko, 'ayahanda' ko. 'kebajikan islam dan dakwah' konon. pastu msuk kelab mabuk2. kaler rambut mcm org super saiya. brother ko keje tarik kreta, tebar roti canai,skola x abes, ko g sembah atas bawah,ko ikut ape die ckp. bapak ko kt rumah tu berak da kene pakai pampers ko xnk pedulik plak eh? bagus kn?
tgk tu, aku da melalut plak. haha. dari cite psl lagu td da terbabas plak smpai sini. ah lantak la. aku bab2 mengutuk ni mmg xbg can la. haha. sekian.
kisah seorang sahabat
aritu klasmate aku zaid dpt parcel dr awek die. awek die bdk law gk tp kt uitm la. die ade mntak note consti kt awek die. so awek die pos la. bile smpy kt die, die terkejut beruk dpt parcel box besar. bile bukak tgk, notenye xla byk sgt. tp ade patung kain sotong, necktie, jaket...senang cite hadiah la awek die bagi. yg xleh blah tu, ade kad ucapan dgn surat byk gile. aku rase ade la 20 keping. sumenye bertulis tangan. rajin awek die nk tulis satu2. pastu yg paling aku xleh tahan, si zaid tu plak muke touching gile nk nanges. eleh terharu la tu. hilang macho die. haha.
yg penting, kejadian tu membuatkan aku terfikir dan memberi aku idea. hehe
yg penting, kejadian tu membuatkan aku terfikir dan memberi aku idea. hehe
Sunday, July 19, 2009
radiohead - i can't
Please forget the words that I just blurted out
It wasn't me, it was my strange and creeping doubt
It keeps rattling my cage
And there's nothing in this world will keep it down
Even though I might, even thought I try, I can't
Even though I might, even thought I try, I can't
Even though I might, even thought I try, I can't
So many things that keep, that keep me underground
So many things that keep, that keep me underground
So many words that I, that I can never find
If you give up on me now I'll be gutted like I've never been before
And even though I might, even thought I try, I can't
And even though I might, even thought I try, I can't
Even though I might, even thought I try, I can't
If you give up on me now I'll be gutted like I've never been before
If you give up on me now I'll be gutted like I've never been before
And even though I might, even thought I try, I can't
Even though I might, even thought I try, I can't
Even though I might, even thought I try, I can't
Even though I might, even thought I try, I can't
Mari melawat tempat2 bersejarah
Klu mse cuti atau free kt rmh, aku slalu kuar melawat tmpt bersejarah di sekitar tanah air. Antaranya ialah taman rekreasi taman tasik utama, MBO cinema di Melaka mall, toy city di mahkota parade dan juga berjaya times square dan plaza sungai wang. Tempat-tempat itu begitu menarik dgn tarikan pelancong yang pelbagai. Lawatilah bila anda ada masa. See ya!
a.k.u. x.p.e.d.u.l.i.k.
aku sgt sayang kamu
walau ape pn yg jd
walau sape pn diri ko
walau sape pn diri aku
sbnrny aku xpedulik
ko syg aku tul2 ke x
asalkn ko hepy
setelah ape yg terjadi slame ni
susah aku nk pastikan
aku xserik ditinggalkan
as aku xserik menyayangi ko
kerana memiliki ko,
tak sepenting menyayangi ko.
ah persetankan sume itu
mungkin ko xsyg aku spt ko syg org tu
mungkin ko syg aku sbb kesian
spt mule2 ko trime aku dulu
mungkin aku xsetaraf org yg layak mendpt puisi2 cinta dr ko
mungkin mungkin mungkin
aku xpdulik jugak
yg penting
aku syg kt ko
aku xpdulik
aku pn bahagia jgk
hny dengan kenangan dan cita2
mcm lagu arctic monkeys tu
the best u ever had is just the memories and those dreams.
Aku xpdulik
Itu care hidup aku
It’s my way of live,
My reason for living,
That makes my life being so wonderful.
Aku xpdulik lg dan lg.
walau ape pn yg jd
walau sape pn diri ko
walau sape pn diri aku
sbnrny aku xpedulik
ko syg aku tul2 ke x
asalkn ko hepy
setelah ape yg terjadi slame ni
susah aku nk pastikan
aku xserik ditinggalkan
as aku xserik menyayangi ko
kerana memiliki ko,
tak sepenting menyayangi ko.
ah persetankan sume itu
mungkin ko xsyg aku spt ko syg org tu
mungkin ko syg aku sbb kesian
spt mule2 ko trime aku dulu
mungkin aku xsetaraf org yg layak mendpt puisi2 cinta dr ko
mungkin mungkin mungkin
aku xpdulik jugak
yg penting
aku syg kt ko
aku xpdulik
aku pn bahagia jgk
hny dengan kenangan dan cita2
mcm lagu arctic monkeys tu
the best u ever had is just the memories and those dreams.
Aku xpdulik
Itu care hidup aku
It’s my way of live,
My reason for living,
That makes my life being so wonderful.
Aku xpdulik lg dan lg.
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